REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
RECREATION, n. A particular kind of dejection to relieve a general fatigue.
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
Inexpedient: Not calculated to advance one's interests.
Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.
Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.