Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.

A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.

Feast, n. A festival. A religious celebration usually signalized by gluttony and drunkenness, frequently in honor of some holy person distinguished for abstemiousness.

GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.

LIAR, n. One who tells an unpleasant truth.

SPOOKER, n. A writer whose imagination concerns itself with supernatural phenomena, especially in the doings of spooks.

RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas.