EXCEPTION, n. A thing which takes the liberty to differ from other things of its class, as an honest man, a truthful woman, etc.

ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.

PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.

Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.

A less popular name for the Second Person of that delectable newspaper Trinity, the Roomer, the Bedder, and the Mealer.

Scribbler, n. A professional writer whose views are antagonistic to one's own.

PITIFUL, adj. The state of an enemy or opponent after an imaginary encounter with oneself.