Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.

A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.

A large stone presented by the archangel Gabriel to the patriarch Abraham, and preserved at Mecca. The patriarch had perhaps asked the archangel for bread.

RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul. A Tartar Emetic.

PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should be called presbyters.

TRUST, n. In American politics, a large corporation composed in greater part of thrifty working men, widows of small means, orphans in the care of guardians and the courts, with many similar malefactors and public enemies.

Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.