TRUST, n. In American politics, a large corporation composed in greater part of thrifty working men, widows of small means, orphans in the care of guardians and the courts, with many similar malefactors and public enemies.

POCKET, n. The cradle of motive and the grave of conscience. In woman this organ is lacking; so she acts without motive, and her conscience, denied burial, remains ever alive, confessing the sins of others.

Definition: CONNOISSEUR, n. A specialist who knows everything about something and nothing about anything else.

Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.

A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.

An aged Burgundy runs with a beardless Port. I cherish the fancy that Port speaks sentences of wisdom, Burgundy sings the inspired Ode.

Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.