Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.

RIBALDRY, n. Censorious language by another concerning oneself.

A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.

ROSTRUM, n. In Latin, the beak of a bird or the prow of a ship. In America, a place from which a candidate for office energetically expounds the wisdom, virtue and power of the rabble.

DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.

OUT-OF-DOORS, n. That part of one's environment upon which no government has been able to collect taxes. Chiefly useful to inspire poets.

If you would be accounted great by your contemporaries, be not too much greater than they.