Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.

MAN, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.

Scribbler, n. A professional writer whose views are antagonistic to one's own.

They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.

VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.

Suddenly to change one's opinions and go over to another party. The most notable flop on record was that of Saul of Tarsus, who has been severely criticised as a turn-coat by some of our partisan journals.

IMPENITENCE, n. A state of mind intermediate in point of time between sin and punishment.