Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.

PICKANINNY, n. The young of the "Procyanthropos", or "Americanus dominans". It is small, black and charged with political fatalities.

Inexpedient: Not calculated to advance one's interests.

If you want to read a perfect book there is only one way: write it.

MISDEMEANOR, n. An infraction of the law having less dignity than a felony and constituting no claim to admittance into the best criminal society.

CLERGYMAN, n. A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of better his temporal ones.

Cat: a soft indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.