DIAPHRAGM, n. A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels.
According to the most trustworthy statistics the number of adult Dullards in the United States is but little short of thirty millions, including the statisticians.
TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate.
I was born to poor because of honest parents.
Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.