Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.

Finance is the art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager

RADIUM, n. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with.

PRESIDE, v. To guide the action of a deliberative body to a desirable result. In Journalese, to perform upon a musical instrument; as, "He presided at the piccolo."

GUNPOWDER, n. An agency employed by civilized nations for the settlement of disputes which might become troublesome if left unadjusted. By most writers the invention of gunpowder is ascribed to the Chinese, but not upon very convincing evidence. Milton says it was invented by the devil to dispel angels with, and this opinion seems to derive some support from the scarcity of angels.

GUILLOTINE, n. A machine which makes a Frenchman shrug his shoulders with good reason.

PHRENOLOGY, n. The science of picking the pocket through the scalp. It consists in locating and exploiting the organ that one is a dupe with.