Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.
What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
War: A by-product of the arts of peace.
Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
SEINE, n. A kind of net for effecting an involuntary change of environment. For fish it is made strong and coarse, but women are more easily taken with a singularly delicate fabric weighted with small, cut stones.