REVIEW, v.t. To set your wisdom (holding not a doubt of it./ Although in truth there's neither bone nor skin to it)/ At work upon a book, and so read out of it/ The qualities that you have first read into it.

PHYSIOGNOMY, n. The art of determining the character of another by the resemblances and differences between his face and our own, which is the standard of excellence.

MAGNETISM, n. Something acting upon a magnet. The two definitions immediately foregoing are condensed from the works of one thousand eminent scientists, who have illuminated the subject with a great white light, to the inexpressible advancement of human knowledge.

Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity.

Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.

Enthusiasm - a distemper of youth, curable by small doses of repentance in connection with outward applications of experience.

Duty - that which sternly impels us in the direction of profit, along the line of desire.