REVIEW, v.t. To set your wisdom (holding not a doubt of it./ Although in truth there's neither bone nor skin to it)/ At work upon a book, and so read out of it/ The qualities that you have first read into it.

DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.

New York is too strenuous for me; it gets on my nerves.

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.

PESSIMISM- philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile.

That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity

FINANCE, n. The art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager. The pronunciation of this word with the i long and the accent on the first syllable is one of America's most precious discoveries and possessions.