INCOMPOSSIBLE, adj. Unable to exist if something else exists. Two things are incompossible when the world of being has scope enough for one of them, but not enough for both - as Walt Whitman's poetry and God's mercy to man.

Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

Appetite, n. An instinct thoughtfully implanted by Providence as a solution to the labor question.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

He laughs best who laughs least.

Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy.

Miss: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market. Miss, Misses (Mrs.) and Mister (Mr.) are the three most distinctly disagreeable words in the language, in sound and sense.