Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.

An immaterial but visible being that inhabited the air when the air was an element and before it was fatally polluted with factory smoke, sewer gas and similar products of civilization.

PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

Gout, a physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient

ARENA, n. In politics, an imaginary rat-pit in which the statesman wrestles with his record.

Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.

RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas.