Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.
Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.
Intolerance is natural and logical, for in every dissenting opinion lies an assumption of superior wisdom.
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
MAN, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.