Fashion, n. A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey.

In theology, the state of a luckless mortal prenatally damned. The doctrine of reprobation was taught by Calvin, whose joy in it was somewhat marred by the sad sincerity of his conviction that although some are foredoomed to perdition, others are predestined to salvation.

MISDEMEANOR, n. An infraction of the law having less dignity than a felony and constituting no claim to admittance into the best criminal society.

The covers of this book are too far apart.

INTERPRETER, n. One who enables two persons of different languages to understand each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.

UNIVERSALIST, n. One who forgoes the advantage of a Hell for persons of another faith.

Self-evident, adj. Evident to one's self and to nobody else.