A revolution is a violent change of mismanagement.
Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.
A lottery is a tax on stupidity.
IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort.
A king's staff of office, the sign and symbol of his authority. It was originally a mace with which the sovereign admonished his jester and vetoed ministerial measures by breaking the bones of their proponents.