Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am;" as close an approach to certainty as any philosopher has yet made.
A man is known by the company he organizes.
Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
An accident is an inevitable occurrence due to the actions of immutable natural laws.
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
Insurrection. An unsuccessful revolution; disaffection's failure to substitute misrule for bad government.