Philanthropist, n.: A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket.
The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.
Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy.
HASH: There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.
Legitimate authority to be, to do or to have; as the right to be a king, the right to do one's neighbor, the right to have measles, and the like.