ORTHOGRAPHY, n. The science of spelling by the eye instead of the ear.

Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.

Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.

DIAGNOSIS, n. A physician's forecast of disease by the patient's pulse and purse.

MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.

Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is her shadow.

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization.