ORTHOGRAPHY, n. The science of spelling by the eye instead of the ear.

REPENTANCE, n. The faithful attendant and follower of Punishment. It is usually manifest in a degree of reformation that is not inconsistent with continuity of sin.

When among the graves of thy fellows, walk with circumspection; thine own is open at thy feet.

Opportunity: A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.

Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.

Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think. Mind, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain.

I think I think, therefore I think I am.