COMFORT, n. A state of mind produced by contemplation of a neighbor's uneasiness.
ORTHOGRAPHY, n. The science of spelling by the eye instead of the ear.
CAVILER, n. A critic of our own work.
PHYSIOGNOMY, n. The art of determining the character of another by the resemblances and differences between his face and our own, which is the standard of excellence.
REASON, v.i. To weight probabilities in the scales of desire.
Hash, x. There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is. Famous, adj. Conspicuously miserable. Dictionary, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work.