Nature's fortuitous manifestation of her purposeless objectionableness.

Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.

OBSTINATE, adj. Inaccessible to the truth as it is manifest in the splendor and stress of our advocacy.

Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy.

PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The other is Pull.

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.

Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.