HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.
TAKE, v.t. To acquire, frequently by force but preferably by stealth.
Doubt is the father of invention.
REASON, n. Propensitate of prejudice.
ARTLESSNESS, n. A certain engaging quality to which women attain by long study and severe practice upon the admiring male, who is pleased to fancy it resembles the candid simplicity of his young.
Duty - that which sternly impels us in the direction of profit, along the line of desire.