PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.

I keep a conscience uncorrupted by religion, a judgment undimmed by politics and patriotism, a heart untainted by friendships and sentiments unsoured by animosities.

HASH: There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.

Heathen, n. A benighted creature who has the folly to worship something that he can see and feel.

Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.

COMMERCE, n. A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E.

Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.