PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.

EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort.

NIRVANA- In the Buddhist religion, a state of pleasurable annihilation awarded to the wise, particularly to those wise enough to understand it.

Advice: The suggestions you give someone else which you hope will work for your benefit.

MEDICINE, n. A stone flung down the Bowery to kill a dog in Broadway.

Congratulations is the civility of envy.

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.