PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.

Houseless: Having paid all taxes on household goods.

A lottery is a tax on stupidity.

A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.

MAJESTY, n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America.

Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo.

PHILISTINE, n. One whose mind is the creature of its environment, following the fashion in thought, feeling and sentiment. He is sometimes learned, frequently prosperous, commonly clean and always solemn.