Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.

PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.

APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom. The flabby wine-skin of his brain Yields to some pathologic strain, And voids from its unstored abysm The driblet of an aphorism. "The Mad Philosopher," 1697

A large stone presented by the archangel Gabriel to the patriarch Abraham, and preserved at Mecca. The patriarch had perhaps asked the archangel for bread.

An archbishop is an ecclesiastical dignitary one point holier than a bishop.

ORTHOGRAPHY, n. The science of spelling by the eye instead of the ear.