An archbishop is an ecclesiastical dignitary one point holier than a bishop.

One who, professing virtues that he does not respect, secures the advantage of seeming to be what he despises.

Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.

Introduction - a social ceremony invented by the devil for the gratification of his servants and the plaguing of his enemies.

CLOCK, n. A machine of great moral value to man, allaying his concern for the future by reminding him what a lot of time remains to him.

Infidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.

INTERPRETER, n. One who enables two persons of different languages to understand each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.