An archbishop is an ecclesiastical dignitary one point holier than a bishop.

OBSERVATORY, n. A place where astronomers conjecture away the guesses of their predecessors.

An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.

Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.

There would be far fewer accidents if we could only teach telephone poles to be more careful.

A less popular name for the Second Person of that delectable newspaper Trinity, the Roomer, the Bedder, and the Mealer.

Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.