An archbishop is an ecclesiastical dignitary one point holier than a bishop.

Children who have proven themselves to be incorrigible by the age of twelve should be quickly and quietly beheaded, lest they grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate the likeness of their being.

OLD, adj. In that stage of usefulness which is not inconsistent with general inefficiency, as an "old man". Discredited by lapse of time and offensive to the popular taste, as an "old" book.

LIAR, n. One who tells an unpleasant truth.

A person of greater enterprise than discretion, who in embracing an opportunity has formed an unfortunate attachment.

YESTERDAY, n. The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age.

LOGANIMITY, n. The disposition to endure injury with meek forbearance while maturing a plan of revenge.