We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.

Let's all just follow the lead of Glamour, and join forces and lift each other up.

You know what they say: 'Once you go black, your parents don't talk to you anymore.

Now every idiot from high school's like, 'I'm back!' We weren't supposed to meet again. Stop poking me and inviting me to your weird vampire parties. No, I don't want to follow you on Twatter. Like, nobody's interested in you. I don't want to see you in real life, why would I want to follow you in the imaginary one?

I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.

Want me to Stevie Wonder my way to the bathroom?

My comedy is unapologetic and fearless. Like, sometimes you'll wind up having condomless sex with someone that you probably shouldn't. I'm interested in sharing that part of myself unapologetically so that other people will hopefully feel better.