We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.

My mom made me think I was gorgeous. When I was younger she was like, 'Look at you! You're an angel. You sparkle!' And I was like, 'I do!' You believe your parents.

I don't feel any sense of competition at all, and that might be my naïveté, but I don't feel pitted against anyone at all.

I completely identify as female, believe it or not.

Want me to Stevie Wonder my way to the bathroom?

I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting - I'm drinking for two. Thank you, wow. I mean, just for now. Somebody's being evicted.

I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.