I want to make women laugh. I want to make them feel beautiful in their own skin. I want to empower them to use their voice and not apologize.

I hope that the next time you go to a concert, the band doesn't play the song you wanna hear! And instead, they just play songs off their new album!

To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the best vehicle that you have to communicate what you're saying to people.

I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'

Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.

He was really into family... He'd never come on the road with me on the weekends 'cause he wanted to spend time with his wife.

I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.