I donated blood today. That's what I call getting an AIDS test.

The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh.

You know what they say: 'Once you go black, your parents don't talk to you anymore.

I'm still proud of a lot of my jokes when I started.

I feel like you know what you're going to be good at when you're older based on what you like when you're younger. When I was younger my best friend was Tony, this kid Tony, and he loved rocks. He was always playing with rocks, counting them, and now he's a crack head.

I always did plays, I got the comedic roles in college ... or, uh, the ones that would get naked.

I call myself a comic.But I started as an actress. I did plays since I was 5.