You shoot saltwater in your ass?
I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'
Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing out?'
I just want to get the most money I can.
You know what they say: 'Once you go black, your parents don't talk to you anymore.
You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque.