The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh.

You have to pretend like you want to use a condom. I like to say something fun when I bring it up, but honest. I'll be like, 'You're going to want to wear this. I've had a busy month.

I always did plays, I got the comedic roles in college ... or, uh, the ones that would get naked.

I am a hot-blooded fire and I am fearless.

I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.

Stand-up is not something that you're good at right away. You have to do it a ton. But, I think I got to shave a year off because I didn't have to get over stage fright.

To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the best vehicle that you have to communicate what you're saying to people.