I understand why so many female comics quit or change their path, because it is hard. It's hard to be a comedian, and people have so much aggression towards women. I don't really know where that comes from, but I feel a total responsibility, and I'm gonna do my part, to continue on the path that I'm on.
Amy SchumerI only met Joan Rivers once. But when she passed away, it felt like a part of me went away, too.
Amy SchumerI don't feel any sense of competition at all, and that might be my naïveté, but I don't feel pitted against anyone at all.
Amy SchumerI finally just slept with my high school crush. But I swear; now he expects me to go to his graduation - like I know where I'm going to be in three years.
Amy SchumerI care about what the people I care about think about me. It's a short list, but I really care about what those people think.
Amy SchumerWhatever the joke is has to be funny, and not coming from a mean-spirited place. I think some things are totally off limits. If someone's spouse died, or one of their children, I would never joke about that in a Roast situation. I don't have any aspirations towards writing any cancer jokes, and there's some stuff that I think is definitely taboo.
Amy Schumer