I feel like you know what you're going to be good at when you're older based on what you like when you're younger. When I was younger my best friend was Tony, this kid Tony, and he loved rocks. He was always playing with rocks, counting them, and now he's a crack head.

My mom is very good at being passive-aggressive, and my Dad is a total wiseass, so I think the mixture of the two of them is my comedy. But, I am definitely the first comedian in my family.

I just want to get the most money I can.

I only met Joan Rivers once. But when she passed away, it felt like a part of me went away, too.

I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard.

The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh.

I'm still proud of a lot of my jokes when I started.