We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.
Amy SchumerTo me, feminism means equality between men and women. I want to make people laugh and also point out some injustices or inequalities I see.
Amy SchumerI care about what the people I care about think about me. It's a short list, but I really care about what those people think.
Amy SchumerIt's a weird age. They're like, 'Amy, I'm pregnant.' And I still don't know whether to be like, 'Congratulations,' or 'Do you need a ride?
Amy SchumerI've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.
Amy SchumerI may sound like a megalomaniac, but I feel like I'm equipped to become a great, memorable comedian, if I keep working my ass off and staying at the pace I'm at, and I feel a responsibility to do that because of the women who have done it before me, and the ones who need to do it after me.
Amy Schumer