I say if I'm beautiful. I say if I'm strong. You will not determine my story - I will.

The way that these girls keep themselves skinny is awful, isn't it? By vomiting or using hard drugs - which I can't afford.

She's always bragging about the dumbest stuff. The other day she was telling me, she's like, 'You know I can still fit in my wedding dress.' I was like, 'Oh my god, who cares, right?' I mean it is weird that she's the same size now as she was when she was 8 months pregnant.

I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't think you can rise much above that.

I'm not extra sensitive to handshakes. I shake hands all the time.

I say if I'm beautiful. I say if I'm strong. You will not determine my story - I will.

I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.