If you cannot come to the party, do not cancel at the last minute or give a message to a child to inform the host. And don't bother explaining why you can't attend because anything after 'because' is bullshit.

Crafting, or 'making things,' has always been a delightful pastime of mine because it requires putting common elements together in order to achieve a lovely something that nobody needs.

I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it.

My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.

I like to be the one in charge of everything.