If you cannot come to the party, do not cancel at the last minute or give a message to a child to inform the host. And don't bother explaining why you can't attend because anything after 'because' is bullshit.

I need a costume to be convinced that I'm somebody else. Otherwise, it's just me. It's just Amy saying lines. I haven't really become somebody else. And what's the fun in that?

although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.