I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because I'm such a homebody, it's important to be surrounded by things I love.

My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.

I was just a kid. I think I stole a candy bar. I remember feeling so terrible. It was the worst shock. I was probably 7. That's my least favorite feeling: guilt.

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.

Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.