I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.

I love depressing movies and depressing books.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

A lot of crafters, they're shut-ins.

I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.

I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.

All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been.