That's how all theater should be done - you only have one chance to see it and then it's gone. One night only.

Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?

I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good.

I don't really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting around writing jokes or anything. I just like dressing up and pretending to be other people.

I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.