That's how all theater should be done - you only have one chance to see it and then it's gone. One night only.

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me.

I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.

I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.

If I know I have to memorize lines, I'm really gonna try to memorize lines. It's hard for me sometimes, because somebody wrote these words and you're trying really hard to get them the way they said it.

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean?

Crafting is putting ideas into action and then holding them together with an inexpensive adhesive.