There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

I don't really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting around writing jokes or anything. I just like dressing up and pretending to be other people.

I feel so free and open to ideas, and I get inspired by everything.

I always want to look unattractive, it's more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren't attractive who think they are pretty. That's always interesting to me.

I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.

Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.

If I know I have to memorize lines, I'm really gonna try to memorize lines. It's hard for me sometimes, because somebody wrote these words and you're trying really hard to get them the way they said it.