Fire had an almost magical quality that suggested anything was possible. Early on, man even believed that fire was a god that had to be fed with animal sacrifices in order to burn brightly. Today we have evolved a long way from this ridiculous notion of a 'fire god' and now rightfully understand God to be a bearded being who lives amongst the clouds and hates Jews and homosexuals.
Amy SedarisI wasn't a cliquey person, and I think that's because I came from a large family. I got along with everybody, and I usually got along with the people that people didn't like.
Amy SedarisAll my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been.
Amy SedarisMy father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
Amy SedarisI listen. I like to give advice. Mostly, Ill just try to listen to my friends, and theyll say the same thing over and over again.
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