I'm not a good storyteller. I always think I'm going to get interrupted, or something's going to get edited. I think that comes from being in a large family, so you have to get your story in really quick or someone cuts you off.

I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.

Crafting, or 'making things,' has always been a delightful pastime of mine because it requires putting common elements together in order to achieve a lovely something that nobody needs.

If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that's not necessarily psychic. But I always feel like there's something around me protecting me.

All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been.

I was just a kid. I think I stole a candy bar. I remember feeling so terrible. It was the worst shock. I was probably 7. That's my least favorite feeling: guilt.

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.