I'm not a good storyteller. I always think I'm going to get interrupted, or something's going to get edited. I think that comes from being in a large family, so you have to get your story in really quick or someone cuts you off.

My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.

Crafting, or 'making things,' has always been a delightful pastime of mine because it requires putting common elements together in order to achieve a lovely something that nobody needs.

I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.