I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.
Amy SedarisI don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.
Amy SedarisI did shoplift but I didn't get in trouble for it. I shoplifted a lot when I was little. Candy. I would steal candy.
Amy Sedaris