Don't associate me with comedy. And please don't say actress. I would never call myself any of those things. I hate it when people call me that.

Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that's only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs.

If I'm creating something for myself, then I want to have fun.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

I live in the moment.

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.

If you cannot come to the party, do not cancel at the last minute or give a message to a child to inform the host. And don't bother explaining why you can't attend because anything after 'because' is bullshit.