Don't associate me with comedy. And please don't say actress. I would never call myself any of those things. I hate it when people call me that.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head.

Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that's only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs.