I am an aging Girl Scout.

although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

I like it when people who aren't so attractive, or they have a whole lot of hurdles to get over, I like it when they dress up and they look presentable. That, to me, just touches me.

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I did shoplift but I didn't get in trouble for it. I shoplifted a lot when I was little. Candy. I would steal candy.