I am an aging Girl Scout.

On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, my brother and sister and I loved waking up early and playing cocktail party with the leftover debris

I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.

I've been to some funerals where there's a lot of laughing - it's about celebrating their new journey. I can't think of anything. There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening.

The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.