If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening.
Amy SedarisGift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?
Amy SedarisI'm not a good storyteller. I always think I'm going to get interrupted, or something's going to get edited. I think that comes from being in a large family, so you have to get your story in really quick or someone cuts you off.
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