All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been.

I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.

I always want to look unattractive, it's more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren't attractive who think they are pretty. That's always interesting to me.

I'm not a good storyteller. I always think I'm going to get interrupted, or something's going to get edited. I think that comes from being in a large family, so you have to get your story in really quick or someone cuts you off.

I like to entertain in all aspects. When you're with somebody and you're out, you want to be entertained.

That's how all theater should be done - you only have one chance to see it and then it's gone. One night only.

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.