I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

Don't associate me with comedy. And please don't say actress. I would never call myself any of those things. I hate it when people call me that.

Crafting is putting ideas into action and then holding them together with an inexpensive adhesive.

I always want to look unattractive, it's more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren't attractive who think they are pretty. That's always interesting to me.

Exercise your imagination muscle! How many uses can you come up with for a flowerpot? Write down your answers. But don't write them in this book. Grab a separate sheet of paper. I didn't spend two and a half weeks writing a book just so you could mark up the pages with your silly ideas for things you can do with a flowerpot. When it comes down to it, what's wrong with a flowerpot not being a flowerpot? Why is nothing ever good enough for you?

Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.