I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.
Amy SedarisBefore you can give of yourself to others you must know what of yourself you have to give. Every person is special. In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.
Amy SedarisI cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.
Amy SedarisI really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.
Amy Sedaris