If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or dangling the cat out the window, they can sort of blend in. An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.

I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.

You just can't enjoy any of the movie when you're in it.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.

I live in the moment.

I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a rubber turkey, which, during the holidays, I wrap in tinfoil so it appears to have just come out of the oven.