I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.

I was just a kid. I think I stole a candy bar. I remember feeling so terrible. It was the worst shock. I was probably 7. That's my least favorite feeling: guilt.