I live in the moment.

I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.

That's how all theater should be done - you only have one chance to see it and then it's gone. One night only.

If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.