Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.

I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face.

My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.

I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.

Fire had an almost magical quality that suggested anything was possible. Early on, man even believed that fire was a god that had to be fed with animal sacrifices in order to burn brightly. Today we have evolved a long way from this ridiculous notion of a 'fire god' and now rightfully understand God to be a bearded being who lives amongst the clouds and hates Jews and homosexuals.

I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.