I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.

When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies.

I wasn't a cliquey person, and I think that's because I came from a large family. I got along with everybody, and I usually got along with the people that people didn't like.

I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.

Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.