I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it.

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.

Fire had an almost magical quality that suggested anything was possible. Early on, man even believed that fire was a god that had to be fed with animal sacrifices in order to burn brightly. Today we have evolved a long way from this ridiculous notion of a 'fire god' and now rightfully understand God to be a bearded being who lives amongst the clouds and hates Jews and homosexuals.

I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it.

When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head.

There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be a hospitable person and have groups of people in your home touching your personables.