I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it.

I am an aging Girl Scout.

I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.

I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

If I know I have to memorize lines, I'm really gonna try to memorize lines. It's hard for me sometimes, because somebody wrote these words and you're trying really hard to get them the way they said it.

I love old cookbooks. I just got such a kick out of them, how the color would be way off or fake looking. The cook books now look so much like magazines, you'll never make food that looks like that. I'd rather see it the ugly way than they way they do it now.