Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
Amy SedarisMy little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.
Amy SedarisFire had an almost magical quality that suggested anything was possible. Early on, man even believed that fire was a god that had to be fed with animal sacrifices in order to burn brightly. Today we have evolved a long way from this ridiculous notion of a 'fire god' and now rightfully understand God to be a bearded being who lives amongst the clouds and hates Jews and homosexuals.
Amy SedarisI like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it.
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