I don't know my telephone number or anything like that, but when I do have to make a call, I just pull my body over to the side and squat. I don't want to be one of those people who are on their phone all the time.

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts.

I live in the moment.

There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be a hospitable person and have groups of people in your home touching your personables.

Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were.

If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or dangling the cat out the window, they can sort of blend in. An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.

I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.