People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great.

I don't know my telephone number or anything like that, but when I do have to make a call, I just pull my body over to the side and squat. I don't want to be one of those people who are on their phone all the time.

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! - and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall, it's right there.

It's natural for humans to suppress urges, for when our desires are left unchecked they lead to broken relationships, prison time, and forest fires.

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.