I always want to look unattractive, it's more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren't attractive who think they are pretty. That's always interesting to me.

There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be a hospitable person and have groups of people in your home touching your personables.

I'm very domestic; I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don't break that down to be weakness, or the only things women can do, or putting me back 20 years.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

That's why I love improvisational theater so much - you do it [scene] once and then it's done. You don't get bogged down with a lot of preplanning and repetition. If I do something and it gets a laugh, I don't want to do it again. Why bother? I'm just repeating myself. It's boring.

I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.