I always want to look unattractive, it's more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren't attractive who think they are pretty. That's always interesting to me.

Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?

I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face.

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean?

I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.