The whole world has changed, so you just stay current with the world. There's nothing different in my language of how I say things.
Andrew Dice ClayAnybody can go onstage and be dirty. You have to be funny, that's the key. You can say anything as long as it's funny. You can't take it too seriously up there. And people coming to see you can't take it too seriously.
Andrew Dice ClayI never became a recluse where I got away from people and who they are and how they think. I'm very much in touch with the world.
Andrew Dice ClayIโm a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me.
Andrew Dice ClayThere was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!
Andrew Dice ClayYou know, women are acting the way they want to act now. Years ago they would hide it in the way they dressed, the way they speak, even the way they act in bed. Today, they're doing the same thing, but they're dressing the way they want to be treated and, when you're with them, acting the way they want to act. And you know, honesty is the best policy. I love that.
Andrew Dice Clay