I never became a recluse where I got away from people and who they are and how they think. I'm very much in touch with the world.

Women today leave the house in animal prints and six inch stilettos, what does that say? I'm going to church? They're saying I want you to hang me by my tits from your ceiling and bite my ass. You know what I mean? That's what it says to me anyway.

I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant.

I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.

All the subject matter I talk about isn't new; all comics talk about the same things. But it's how you talk about them or present them or what you look like up there that makes the difference between an okay comic and a great one.

I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football.

You know, women are acting the way they want to act now. Years ago they would hide it in the way they dressed, the way they speak, even the way they act in bed. Today, they're doing the same thing, but they're dressing the way they want to be treated and, when you're with them, acting the way they want to act. And you know, honesty is the best policy. I love that.