I never became a recluse where I got away from people and who they are and how they think. I'm very much in touch with the world.

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

You gotta be happy when you wake up in the morning and look at what's next to ya. You wanna just hop on it again. That's how I feel. That's what life is about. Because when you leave the house, it's all misery anyway.

I loved my family so much when I was growing up, my parents, my sister. I wanted to be able to give them everything they ever dreamed of.

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football.

I like when something makes you think after you stop watching.