There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

Women today leave the house in animal prints and six inch stilettos, what does that say? I'm going to church? They're saying I want you to hang me by my tits from your ceiling and bite my ass. You know what I mean? That's what it says to me anyway.

Women today are the biggest pigs today in history. They are just the dirtiest, nastiest slobs. I don't know how old your chick is, but the truth of the matter is they've become the aggressors. You know? They're upset if you're not balls deep in them by half way through the first date! They think you don't like them.

Don't most men actually think that the more money they spend on a date, the more fingers they get to stick in your pussy before they kiss you goodnight?

The whole world has changed, so you just stay current with the world. There's nothing different in my language of how I say things.

I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant.

I like when something makes you think after you stop watching.