All the subject matter I talk about isn't new; all comics talk about the same things. But it's how you talk about them or present them or what you look like up there that makes the difference between an okay comic and a great one.

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

The whole world has changed, so you just stay current with the world. There's nothing different in my language of how I say things.

Women today are the biggest pigs today in history. They are just the dirtiest, nastiest slobs. I don't know how old your chick is, but the truth of the matter is they've become the aggressors. You know? They're upset if you're not balls deep in them by half way through the first date! They think you don't like them.

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

I’m a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me.

There are very few comics that understand about exciting the crowd, and that's what I always prided myself on: giving a more confident macho attitude towards delivering material.