I don't get up and look at e-mail. I don't even know my e-mail address. I needed one just to have a computer put on. But I never, ever even thought of going to it. It's just not what I'm about. I just don't want to waste my life with it. It's just too much; I think people are just a little too absorbed in all of that.
Andrew Dice ClayIām a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me.
Andrew Dice ClayThere was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!
Andrew Dice Clay