Being onstage and performing, the high of that, and people coming to see you, and getting to make them laugh - that's what gets me hyped up. It's a nervous excitement.

I never became a recluse where I got away from people and who they are and how they think. I'm very much in touch with the world.

There are very few comics that understand about exciting the crowd, and that's what I always prided myself on: giving a more confident macho attitude towards delivering material.

I like when something makes you think after you stop watching.

Being onstage and performing, the high of that, and people coming to see you, and getting to make them laugh - that's what gets me hyped up. It's a nervous excitement.

I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!