They shouldn't call anything a boot camp unless you're going off to war. Standup boot camp has been a fantastic thing, for the people putting it on. They keep you out in the woods and won't let you come back until you're funny. Lenny Bruce came up with his Religions Inc. bit on a day hike.
Andy KindlerEntertainment Weekly said that Parks and Rec is the smartest comedy on tv. Call me when it's the funniest.
Andy KindlerWhenever I watch the beginning of Jimmy Fallon, I feel like I should sue the Roots for bait and switch.
Andy KindlerI noticed whenever you call information, 411, there's always a computer voice, and they go, 'What number would you like? City and state, please.' 'Yeah, I'd like the number of Macy's in Century City, California.' 'Did you say 'pretzel nuggets'?
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