Kevin James is going to do a couple of specials. One's called It's Getting Muggy In Here.

Eddie Izzard is doing his show in French... Will he be able to fake ad-lib as well in other languages? He's been speaking French for a while now, but he's talking about doing his act in German. Haven't the German people suffered enough?

I believe conspiracy theories are part of a larger conspiracy to distract us from the real conspiracy. String theory.

They shouldn't call anything a boot camp unless you're going off to war. Standup boot camp has been a fantastic thing, for the people putting it on. They keep you out in the woods and won't let you come back until you're funny. Lenny Bruce came up with his Religions Inc. bit on a day hike.

There's a lot of controversy online, some people say i'm a genius and other say i'm hugely talented.

George Lopez does so much mugging, I'm surprised he's not up on charges.

I don't know what Tracy Morgan does on stage, but I can assure you it's no act.