Kevin James is going to do a couple of specials. One's called It's Getting Muggy In Here.

I watched Anderson Cooper 360 for a year before I realized that the second hour was a repeat of the first. I just thought his reporting seemed familiar.

My wife and I want to try swapping. We want to go to one of those key parties where you put your keys in a bowl. But we just want to upgrade our car.

I'm sorry and ashamed to report that I'm not actually a Jew. I was pretending to be a Jew to minimize the holocaust.

Whenever I watch the beginning of Jimmy Fallon, I feel like I should sue the Roots for bait and switch.

I don't really know what's wrong with Jay Leno. I don't have the training to make a professional diagnosis.

Ever since I've switched to the clean syringes, I've never felt better in my entire life.